Heard a weird rumor buzzing around the street about President Bill. Word is that Clinton’s already closed a deal to work for underwhelming UberStudio DreamWorks after his tour of duty ends in 2000. It’s not all that surprising that all the favors Bill’s done for Geffen, Spielberg, and Katzenberg are finally going to be called in — bowling a game on the private White House lanes doesn’t come cheap, after all. I just wonder if he’ll be the first one with the chutzpah to ask if “The Peacemaker” and “Mouse Hunt” were the kind of groundbreaking tours de force the studio founders had in mind when they dreamed up DreamWorks in the first place.